YEAR ON TEAM: 

third

 

 LAST TIME I LAUGHED REALLY HARD & ABOUT WHAT:

brady’s wisdom teeth were removed today and the layers of gauze he’s chewing on mixed with large doses of pain killers has been an all-around entertaining experience.

 

CURRENT FAVORITE CELEBRITY:

myself. Or cat deeley.

 

MOST OVERUSED WORD/PHRASE:

basically any common phrase/expression that a 75 year old man would find humorous.

 

SHAMPOO/CONDITIONER/DEODORANT/PERFUME:

I don’t practice decent oral hygiene. But if I did: dove, dove, dove, vera wang.

 

I WON’T LEAVE THE HOUSE WITHOUT:

my never ending purse which holds my phone and enough makeup and “feminine products” to stock a small country.

 

THE BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD:

I now regret googling this in an attempt to discover something I can relate to. But anyway, I’d have to say that selfish feeling you get after knowing you did something kind or helpful.

 

BEST BEAUTY SECRET:

SLEEP!!!!!

 

MY FAVORITE CURRENT OBSESSION:

Netflix via wii

 

1 RUDE THING THAT DRIVES ME CRAZY:

when people leave people out or intentionally make them feel bad.

 

            FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING THAT I OWN:

as you all have most likely seen me advertise to unnecessary measures, yoga hoodies.

 

BEST THING ABOUT ME:

I don’t create “drama” per say. I’m really never really feuding with anyone. Ever. There are worst things in the world. So I am extremely forgiving.

 

WORST THIING ABOUT ME:

seeing as I am currently filling this out at my kitchen table while simultaneously relieving myself from preparing my mac & cheese so my wonderous mother, fran will… I’d have to say multi-tasking. Which in my mind is a synonym for lazy.

 

 3 THINGS I ALWAYS NEED IN MY REFRIGERATOR:

Coke. Coke. Coke.

 

ONE THING THAT’S “PERFECT” IN MY LIFE RIGHT NOW:

Oh where do I even begin? I’d have to say my relationship with my bloodhound, Sir George.

 

MY LIFE PHILOSOPHY:

About 90% of the world have no idea what they’re talking about. Ponder over what you are being told and debate whether it is even a true statement let alone useful information.

 

 HIDDEN TALENTS:

I asked my mother what my hidden talents are and she replied with the definition of the phrase so I’d have to conclude dealing with my clone, fran blaney. Or imitating any member of my family. Namely my grandma ethel.

 

THE BEST QUALITY IN A LEADER AND THE WORST:

best: leading by way of who they represent. Worst: controlling.

 

 A SONG I KNOW ALL THE WORDS TO: MY CHICK BAD.

<shocking, I know.

 

MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT:

if you haven’t noticed I have very low level pigment in my skin and it tends to get in the way of my life at times.

 

WHEN MY TROYETTE CAREER IS OVER, I WANT TO BE REMEMBERED FOR: my kicksJ and my charming personality and outstanding good looks.

 

BEST PIECE OF ADVICE I WOULD GIVE TO CURRENT/FUTURE TROYETTES: don’t take it for granted. As much as we all complain about tediousness we all know this team really is one of the best experiences we’ll have in our lives. And don’t be a bad person. It’s rude.

 

FAVORITE QUOTE:

I have two. “It is better to be thought a fool, than to open one’s mouth and remove all doubt.” Or: “Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.”

 

3 ADJECTIVES THAT DESCRIBE ME:

Selfless(this isn’t meant to be a confidence boost, I just couldn’t think of a word for all too often thinking of others before myself). Humorous. Relaxed.

 

10 THINGS THAT YOU DON’T KNOW ABOUT ME (or probably do):

1. I am the youngest of nine children. I have 3 nephews and 2 nieces. 1 brother in-law, and basically 2 sister in-law’s. (One’s engaged)

2. I was born in Oceanside Long Island, New York and my entire family lives there. Immediate and extended.

3. I’ve had my tongue cut. Twice.

4. My family only buys honda’s. And much too often at that. We’re famous for our driveway being stocked with multiple pilot’s, crv’s, accord’s, crosstour’s, etc.

5. I normally drink around 4 cans of coke a day. Not including fountain sodas.

6. I was born on my grandma’s birthday thus producing the idea of naming me after her. Ethel Reda Blaney. They spared me and I now have her initials.

7. I have medical reasoning for being this pale. Honestly too many to name.

8. I am in denial that I am my mother’s exact clone physically and mentally. Just call me fran.

9. Mary, I mean, Samantha Jo Mandich and I have been best friends for about 12 years.

10. I always tell people I want to be in advertising but really I want only to be a stay at home mom. I love kids too much and have been a VERY hard at work stay at home aunt since I was nine. I plan on having around 10 of them myself.